Trainspotting (1996)

Danny Boyle’s crime comedy Trainspotting (1996) put up-and-comer Ewan McGregor on the map. In fact, the Scottish hottie’s breakthrough portrayal of druggie Mark “Rent Boy” Renton made Ewan-addicts of us all! Based on Irvine Welsh’s same-named novel, this R-rated flick follows the outrageous antics of Mark and his pals: Simon “Sick Boy” Williamson (Jonny Lee Miller), Francis “Franco” Begbie (Robert Carlyle), Thomas “Tommy” Mackenzie (Kevin McKidd), Swanney “Mother Superior” (Peter Mullan), and Daniel “Spud” Murphy (Ewen Bremner). The latter lad treats us to a view of his full frontal nudity just 26 minutes into the movie! Not to be outdone, Mr. McGregor flashes his McChest as his character does the horizontal dance with Diane Coulston (Kelly Macdonald). If that’s not arousing enough, the skintastic actor gets up and reveals his bush, balls and uncut cock. In other words, we get to see this junkie’s junk! Maybe that’s why the British Film Institute listed this pic as one of the Top 100 British films of the 20th century. The acclaimed movie also includes Dale Winton, Fiona Bell, James Cosmo, Keith Allen, Shirley Henderson, and Mr. Mullan’s nude booty. Yes, the performer serves up his bare buns while getting his peen injected with heroin. How cheeky! Both a spank bank fave and a box office hit, this subversive smash spawned the slick sequel T2 Trainspotting (2017). Needless to say, Mr. Man is waiting with masturbated breath for more nudity in T3. Until then, we’ll have to rely on replays and a box of tissues!