Triage (2008)

Nothing gets Mr. Man’s blood pumping more than the skinternational drama Triage (2009), not to be confused with the documentary Triage: Dr. James Orbinski’s Humanitarian Dilemma (2008). Based on the same-named novel by war correspondent Scott Anderson, Danis Tanovic’s R-rated flick follows Mark Walsh (Colin Farrell), a photojournalist with the reputation for being a guy who will go to every corner of the dirty earth to snap a great pic. As such, his editor (Juliet Stevenson) sends him overseas to cover Saddam Hussein’s brutal campaign against the Kurds. But when Mark returns home without his travel buddy and best friend (Jamie Sives), he realizes he’s left with images he can’t easily erase from his mind’s eye. Of course, when Colin bares his beautiful body on screen, we can say the same thing. Only, in our case, having Mr. Farrell’s fine physique burned into our heads is a good thing! You’ll know exactly what we mean when you fast-forward to the 29-minute mark. That’s when the swarthy stud goes full frontal in the bath tub. Rub a dub dub! As you ogle his hairy chest and wet peen, you may feel a splash in your jeans! In addition to Colin’s long schlong, the story includes Joaquín Morales (Christopher Lee), Elena Morales (Paz Vega), Diane (Kelly Reilly), Ivan (Ian McElhinney), Dr. Hersbach (Nick Dunning), Dr. Christopher (Eileen Walsh), and Dr. Talzani (Branko Djuric). Even when things look bleak for the characters on screen, seeing Farrell’s naked frame will ensure you enjoy a happy ending!