Vikings (2013-2020)

Do strapping Scandinavians raiding the countryside looking for good times and glory make you super horny? Then you're gonna love the horned helmeted homeboys on The History Channel's Vikings. Airing from 2013 to 2020, the show took advantage of Game of Thrones mania, but was far more grounded in reality. Based on a bunch of 13th century Scandinavian books which recounted supposedly true tales of Viking heroism, the show centers around Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel), a farmer turned Viking warrior with a serious appetite for adventure. He longs to raid into unexplored Northeast England, while his brother Rollo (Clive Standen) secretly longs to raid the panties of Ragnar's wife, Lagertha (Katheryn Winnick). But while none are better when it's time to pillage, when it's time to run the village plenty of people are convinced, they'd be better than Ragnar. Our warrior, who believes himself to be a descendant of Odin, has to deal with all sorts of political backstabbing at home, and tons of classic stabbing while he tries to deal with Denmark and its King Ecbert (Linus Roache). Luckily, he's got the supposed descendant of Loki, Fioki (Gustaf Skarsgard), who builds the most technologically advanced boats the world has ever seen on his side. Plus, in the later seasons Ragnar's got a hot son (Alexader Ludwig) who can help him out, too. Skol! He's swoll! We want to ride his pole! Swords will certainly be clanging, whether it’s over villages to be looted or maidens seduced. Vikings were a beefy and powerful group of warriors with bodies to die for, and thankfully Clive Standen, Edmund Kente, Philip O’Sullivan and Thorbjørn Harr capture the historical hotness of the times, showing off their hot bodies and inherent manliness in tons of shirtless scenes. These dudes were Bjørn to bare their flesh! But what really had us thirsty was when Cato from The Hunger Games (2012), Alexander Ludwig showed his tight ass standing naked in the middle of the ocean. Marco Ilso does the same, though he's being marched naked through a snow-covered village. That captive sure captured our attention! Eric Johnson unleashes his tush while crawling on the floor with no pants on, while George Blagden's booty can be seen right before a hot sex scene. Mr. Man wants to Val-holla at those hotties from Vikings!