We Are Thr3e (2017)

Through the years, Argentine auteur Marcelo Briem Stamm has been making sexy movies (Sexual Tension: Volatile, Sexual Tension: Violetas, Solo, Starving) and videos (Cum-eating Rancheros, Randy in the Andes). And his boob tube dramedy We are Thr3e (2018) is no different. Also known as Somos tr3s, the small screen flick is a romance between three beautiful people: average accountant Nacho (Carlos Etchevers), confidant divorcee Ana (Flor Dragonetti), and flirtatious bartender Sebastian (Juan Manuel Martino). The three agree to have a one night stand, but Sebastian says he wants a long-term relationship — with both of them! Needless to say, we’re cool with the setup if it means we get to see the caliente men shed their threads in bed. Luckily for us, the dudes do just that. During a bedroom scene, Mr. Etchevers and Mr. Martino go full frontal to have gay sex, straight sex, and everything in between! It’s unanimous, we love polyamorous since the cocks are thick and the abs are firm. In other words, what this low-budget film lacks in funds, it makes up for in skin! In fact, the uninhibited actors make Mr. Man wish their threesome could be extended into a foursome! This is especially true when we get a backside of view of their bare booties. Since the movie is only rated TV-MA, we assume there must not be a lot of strict censorship on Argentine television. That’s bueno for Yanks in the States who want to yank to south of the border hombres. Muchas gracias!