Wirey Spindell (2000)

The titular self-absorbed artist (Eric Schaeffer) of Wirey Spindell (2000) has doubts about his upcoming wedding. While seeing a marriage counselor with his fiancée, the two relive the sexual misadventures of his youth in gory detail. When memories of vacuum cleaner fellatio and same-sex sodomy as a tween (played in flashback by Eric Mabius) are revealed, will Wirey’s future bride be able to forget his kinky past experiences? Some things are better left in the past.

There are two Wireys here and both deliver some fleshy goodness.  As the modern man, Schaeffer gives repeated views of his toned upper body.  He has boyish good looks which make you wish you had been along for or involved in one of his past adventures.  He also gives a buttastic view of his backside when he’s trying to get out of an oiled up tub. As the younger Wirey, Mabius is the embodiment of a hormone fueled teen dream.  His shapely, firm back seat gets all the attention in a scene at a nude beach. He’s watching a naked volleyball game while lying on his stomach, but his skinsational seat is being elevated by his (unfortunately not seen) passion pole.  As he hurries off the beach to relieve his penile pressure, his bouncing buttocks beckons.