YOU (2018-2023)

One of the first series to blow up on Netflix after debuting on cable, YOU got its start on Lifetime in 2018, but moved to Netflix for the rest of its five-season run where it really found its footing. Based on the books by Caroline Kepnes, the show is about a quiet bookstore manager named Joe Goldberg (Penn Badgley) who saves a woman named Guinevere Beck (Elizabeth Lail) from an oncoming train when she falls on the subway tracks. Meet cute! She just so happens to be an aspiring writer, so the two find they have tons in common. The pair begin a romance after that, but she soon learns that it wasn't the accident she thought it was...he may have been spying on her for a long time. Spoiler alert, Joe likes to get obsessed with a new woman, stalk her, kill off any romantic competition, and kidnap her. It's kind of his thing. Once he's done with Miss Beck, what the heck, why not do the same thing to the adorable baker Love Quinn (Victoria Pedretti)? And once Uncle Sam starts catching on, he can just head overseas and run his game in Europe. The whole reason the show works is because Penn Badgley's so hot and does such a great job alternating between the perfect boyfriend and a killer creep. Penn has the perfect body, which we get to see a ton of but never that Penn peen we were begging for. YOU owe us Penn! There's no nudity, but his abs are amazing during all the post-sex lounging, as well as when he bros out shirtless in front of the campfire with a shirtless team of testosterone heavy fellas including Travis Van Winkle, Christopher Sean, Chris O'Shea and Bryan Safi. We know YOU like that! But the scene on YOU that'll really have you spew is when Travis Van Winkle shows his ass when he gets a booboo that needs a bandage. Mr. Man will kiss it and make it better! Lou Taylor Pucci has sex with the girl of Penn's dreams while Penn is spying on him outside of the window. We spy with our little eye Lou's six-pack abs and thrusty buns! Stephan Hagan shows his uncut hog, but it's a trick dick since he's using a prosthetic. Throw in some shirtlessness from guys like Ed Speelers and Ben Wiggins, and those dudes are so hot, YOU won't even care that they could be stalkers!