LOOK. AT. THIS. This is Justin Trudeau's butt, and it's round. It's beautiful. It's perky, and it fills out his pants like whattttt?I mean, we've know that the Prime Minister of Canada is sexy AF for ages, and we've known that he's also sensitive and intelligent enough that we'd legitimately marry him yesterday, but never before have we been able to take a peek at his beautiful booty before.

Ugh. It seems like just yesterday I was watching the footage of him describing quantum computing to a bunch of scientists, because I was actually doing that just yesterday. Look at those sleeves rolled up - they say, I mean business, but I'm also here to get dirty.

Us too, Justin. Us too.