We need to get your attention. Listen up, people! We were just introduced to Pietro Boselli, an Italian hottie who studied engineering, was formerly a mathematics lecturer at University College London, and also he's a model. Of course, this super smart dude with a PhD in hotness is a model. Duh. Look at him!

It's hard to believe someone this hot is also super duper smart. Imagine if he were your professor! We'd be drooling in class trying to figure out the perfect equation to get him in the sack. It was his 30th birthday yesterday, so he celebrated the only way a scientist-and-model can: a sexy photoshoot shot in Paris by Anthony Julien Meyer. Take a look at his birthday package:

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Okay, wow, that towel leaves very little to the imagination and our imagination is particularly, well, imaginative.

Obviously, we are now following Pietro Boselli on Instagram and our eyes are open for more thirst traps from the birthday boy. Can he engineer a way to show us his cock?