With his beautiful bod, chiseledchin, and luscious thick head... of hair you could lose your fingers in,recently wed (Thanks, Jennifer Aniston) Justin Therouxthoroughly gets our genitals jumping.To celebrate this fox's 44 years of hotness, let's take a look back at his nude history.
In his nude debut in Over Six Inches, we mean Six Feet Under, Justin jiggles his perfect package and beautiful bum while shufflingin the buff across the lawn. The only thing better than tall, dark, and handsome is tall, dark, handsome, and completely naked.
Justin dares to go bare againinThe Leftovers(2014), leaving plenty leftover in our pants. It's actually because of Mr. Theroux that we have arunning tab with the dry cleaners. When we go in with wrecked pantswe just say Justin and the front desk people nod their heads knowingly.
Butt seriously, from his role as a sexy teen cowboy in Romy and Michele's High School Reunion(1997) to his take as Ms. Bradshaw's hot nerd love interest in Sex and the City, Justin's acting prowess rivals his lean, mean physique.
We leave you with a shot of Justins junk inthe most overworked sweatpants in Hollywood. The amount of effort involved in keeping this beautiful bountifulbulge from busting out cant be easy, and we are on our knees...begging Justin to end pants cruelty and tolet his fabulous front fly free.
