After spending years Google searching "Jon Hamm's bulge" ad nauseum, we've finally seen the light: He and his ladyfriendof 18 years, Jennifer Westfeldt, have decided to part ways. It is unclear why the couple has called off their long-time relationship, as every news outlet is reporting a vastly different reason, but the split has a few big implications.
Sir Hamm is back on the market, meaning that today's Hammaconda searches are probably blowing up the servers in Silicon Valley.
And one of Hollywood's most famous actors is back on the market. As impressive as his package might be, it's important to note that Jon Hammpossesses a wealth of other attractive qualities, too. Take his ample chest hair, for example:
Gotta love a manly man. And what about his fine physique?
Jonah Falcon, the man with the (allegedly) biggest penis in the world, offered some advice to Mr. Hamm for his now-famous bulge, saying He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions. But wehave so many questions: Is Jon a grower or a shower? Does it hurt to walk around with that all day? Does he ever sit downat a restaurant, only to find his dick won't fit under the table? This is all very perplexing, but we're OK with it.
At least there's this.
