This weekend's box office lineupmay be low on peen-age, but it makes up for it in bunz galore. Melvil Poudpaudand Donny Boazbunz, to be specific. They're both causing a scene with their seat meat in By the Sea and My All-American, respectively, and we'd all be asses not to make our way to the nearest theater to scope them out. I have here a preview of the beautiful creatures who will be imminently dropping their pants, but before you read any further, it's only right that you put on this song.

Melvil Poupaud in By the Sea

MelvilPoupaudTime to leave, time to cum, it's all the same. Melvil won't be showing his manhood in By the Sea, but we at least get a better glimpse at his glutes.

Donny Boaz in My All-American

Donny Boaz has not yet been inducted into Mr. Man, but he's about to be. Let's get him a warm welcome, shall we?

That's a lot of great bunnage, but it's still not the incredible cumshot that last week's Love gave us, so I decided to post it for you here.

Karl Glusman having an orgasm in Love. SURPRISE!