Today’s two offerings could not be more different! This new horror remake and this early 2000’s rom com do have some things in come though - both have dudes in states of undress and new Blu-Ray releases! Admit it, this double bill would make one hell of a movie night!
Nosferatu 4K Blu-Ray
Leave it to Robert Eggers to know what earlier vampire epics have been missing - dicks! Simon McBurney goes buns out - and almost flashes frontal - while writing in his own blood during a ritual and Bill Skarsgård dons a ride-worthy mustache and prosthetic peen. His rise from the casket will cause a rise in your pants!
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Uptown Girls Blu-Ray
The late Brittany Murphy stars in this 2003 flick with a young Jesse Spencer. Before the Aussie actor was putting out fires in Chicago, he was starting them by showing off his shirtless torso on screen. It’ll have your hand wandering downtown to your lap!
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