These three newly released titles may not seem similar at all, but they do have two things in common: they all have bare butts, and they’re all out with 4K upgrades! These are some high-quality asses, and now you can pick up a copy or three of your very own!
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4K Blu-Ray
Just in time for a holiday rewatch, this Santa-themed slasher flick from 1984 is out in stunning HD. So whether it’s a close-up of Robert Brian Wilson’s bottom while banging a lady or Paul Mulder’s full moon in a wide shot before he’s whipped by a nun, you’ll get a nice look at these pieces however you slice it.
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Riddick 4K Blu-Ray
This 2013 sci-fi action film is also available now in high-def, which you’ll need to get a better glimpse at Vin Diesel’s long-distance bubble butt. Too bad we can’t make out is Rid-dick!
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Ted 4K Blu-Ray
Attention fans of Seth McFarlane’s foul-mouthed stuffy from the films and the prequel series on Peacock, the original 2012 movie has just gotten a 4K release. It has a fight scene where Ted takes an antenna to Mark Wahlberg’s cheeks. Spanks for the seat meat, Mark!
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