There are two nude releases of note this week, both of which are newly available ultra-high-definition so you can really see that skin! Get your hands on this man meat ASAP!
The Crow 4K Blu-Ray and DVD
The 2024 remake of the original 1994 cult hit starring Brandon Lee gives us two times the tush, with Bill Skarsgård taking over the lead role and baring his butt both in the shower and while getting busy on a couch. Looks like revenge might actually be best served HOT.
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Suspiria 4K Blu-Ray
Another remake is out this week, this one from Luca Guadagnino, the Challengers director who in 2018 took a stab at Dario Argento’s 1977 witchy horror. Less than an hour in, Mikael Olsson gets pantsed by some ladies who laugh at his exposed junk. It’ll give you a funny feeling - in your lap!
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