It's an exciting week in TV forDermot Mulroney(not Dylan McDermott) fans. He bared his beautiful buns on Shameless alongside the ludicrously lucky Emmy Rossum while he boned her near a giant fish tank.

Dermot Mulroney in Shameless

This brings whole new meaning to, Darling it's better down where it's wetter, amiright? Dermot McDermott is many things, one of which is the ridiculously handsome star of My Best Friend's Wedding. He is not quite as attractive in About Schmidt, but I'll let it slide because 10/10 would still bang. Just look at this face:

D.M. also plays the male escort in The Wedding Date with Debra Messing, and I'll say this much: I would pay also pay a lot of money to take him anywhere.A lot. I'm not sure if it's his sexy scar or his rugged voice, or maybe his tight butt.

Dermot Mulroney's butt in The Wedding Date

(Does everyone luck out this much when they hire escorts?) Then again,maybe it's his perfect peen.

dermot mulroney

But I digress. Now I'm working myself up over this. Derbel McDillet may have a completely blasphemous name, but he makes up for it with his on-screen presence. And yes, that's a euphemism.