Bonjour from Man Central to all of you francophiles from around the world. While today is a celebration of independence in France, it gives the rest of us a great excuse to check out the finest things that French culture has to offer. We can drink wine, eat crepes, talk about art and philosophy, wear berets, and watch sexy French men take off their clothes in French films. That last part is probably my personal favorite! J'adore gawking at hotties from France with no underpants. And I know I'm not alone. Join me in celebrating French independence from clothes with these five French nude scenes for Bastille Day.
Grande école
This French flick is about a girl who loves a boy who loves a boy who loves a girl who loves a girl. Do you catch my drift? It's one big, happy, messy love triangle. Well, not exactly a triangle. It's more like a square. If you like hot naked people, then you will love this movie. The men in this movie are especially delicious. Salim Kechiouche and Gregori Baquet lay together in fornicated bliss, each one showing us a bit of their best parts. How grand indeed!
Small Town Boys
The thesis statement of Small Town Boys appears to be that small-town boys love other boys. The real debauchery is happening in the small towns where actor Léo Pochat explores his sexuality by dressing up in flirty costumes that bare his buns and cock. He also engages in a romance with a much older man.
Love
Gaspar Noé is known for boundary-breaking filmmaking. He loves nudity and sex and lots of each! His 2015 film Love is one of his most nudity-filled. Love features a lot of nude scenes from Hall of Fame nude actor Karl Glusman. There is even a shot of milky come shooting out of his erect penis! What's not to Love about that?
Karl Glusman in Love
01:25:46 In a scene for the ages, Karl Glusman has real life sex with Aomi, then, after getting an intense handjob, cums towards the camera in 3D! Make sure to wear goggles! (1 min 27 secs)
Passages
This 2023 erotic drama features romance, nudity, and the hottest men in cinema. Ben Whishaw and Franz Rogowski play a married couple who go through a rough patch when one of them cheats...with a woman! Gay gasp! The pair tries to stay together, but ultimately splits up and explores new relationships with new people. It is a very realistic and heartfelt film that explores the complexity of relationships. Plus, there's ass.
Stranger By the Lake
An oldie, but a goodie. I had to include it on this list. Yes, I was trying to shake things up a bit from the traditional French nude scene entries and add ones that we don't highlight very often...but Stranger By the Lake is too good not to mention. The film that takes place primarily on a beach used for gay cruising lets us ogle its fit actors.
Pierre Deladonchamps in Stranger by the Lake
00:20:29 Pierre jerks off in the park while making out with a dude. With the help of a body double, we see some erect wood spurting a load. (25 secs)
Ah, what gorgeous scenes! What sexy visions on our screens! I mean this today more than ever when I say: viva la France!
