It's a new year, so we are begging for new nudes. Why just make resolutions for yourself when you can also make resolutions for other people? My New Year's resolution for these five gorgeous women is for all of them to go nude. Who am I begging to go nude? Great question! Check out these top five popular celebrities that we want to go nude in the new year:
5. Matt Rife
Comedian Matt Rife essentially rose to fame by being more handsome than your average comedian (sorry, other male comedians). Matt did make a lot of headlines (and controversy) for his Netflix special in which he appeared to turn on his female fan base. I know how he can get them back: nudity! The time is ripe for Matt Rife to go nude.
4. Archie Madekwe
As the only guy in Saltburn who didn't go nude, I think that 2024 should be the year that Archie remedies that. He is a newcomer and I am officially in love with this sassy starlet. That is why I am so upset that he did not go nude or masturbate or lick cum from the bathtub like everyone else in the movie did. Believe in yourself, Archie. Go nude!
3. Justin Hartley
Justin Hartley remains elusive. He has starred in so many popular TV shows and movies like This is Us and Smallville. He has yet to go nude which means that we still haven't been treated to a Hartley hard-on. When will Justin justify this decision to keep his clothes on? When will Justin bring us justice and finally show us a little bit of seat meat? I am really hopeful that 2024 will be his year (for nudity).
2. Nicholas Galitzine
Model and actor Nicholas Galitzine was one of our favorite hotties of the year because of his star-making role in the new gay classic Red, White Royal Blue. He and his co-star Taylor Zakhar Perez made out (and presumably made love), but we never saw Nicholas nude. He has left our balls Red, White Royal Blue. It's up to him to make it right and go nude.
1. Shawn Mendes
Finally, we NEED to see Shawn Mendes nude. The time has come for Mendes to be a man and show off his manhood. I'd settle for ass, but I need it. We all need it. Shawn Mendes nudity would be a good omen in the new year. Please, Shawn, show us a little more skin.
In the meantime, we can enjoy his shirtlessness:
