I was thrilled to see the words Chris Evans and DMS trending this morning on Twitter. When I looked into it, the story is pretty heart-warming and spicy. It appears that Chris Evans responded to some drunk DMs that were sent to him by popstar Lizzo. My takeaway from this story is: Chris Evans responds to drunk DMs?! I have to get myself to a liquor store tonight and set up in front of my phone in the hopes of a Chris Evans response.

Guess Whose DMs Chris Evans is Sliding Into

As Chris previously suggested/flirted to Lizzo: god knows I've done worse on this app. CHRIS!!!! LMAO!!!! We stan a hilarious, self-aware, hot king. What he is referring to, in case you forget, is the time when he "accidentally" uploaded a cock shot to his Insta stories.

Guess Whose DMs Chris Evans is Sliding Into

Lizzo talked about how messaging with him is fun, but it hurts because she knows that she will never get to marry him. Why's that, Lizzo? He seems kind of interested. As Lizzo said in her TikTok video where she talked about messaging him: "damn, Papa, he a rare breed. No comparing." She has a point that. It's hard to come across someone as hot and funny as Chris Evans IRL. He's a unicorn in that way. There's only one of him. We'll just keep admiring him from afar...and DMing him obviously. Get your phones out, girls. It's time to message Chris!