We'll cut right to the chasethe cover boy for the February body issue of GQ is Cristiano Ronaldo, and he is wearing an incredibly tiny pair of bright red briefs. Alongside Alessandra Ambrosio, the two look like Grecian gods, specimens so beautiful they cannot possibly be comprised of the same DNA as the rest of us. I mean, just look at them
via GQ
The cover of the magazine describes him as physical perfection, which is completely beyond denial. I have personally seen less chiseled marble statues, but I digress. You get the point. Cristiano is one of the sexiest men on the planet, and he has his own undwear line called CR7 to prove it. Just for funsies, GQ decided to take some video footage of him juglging a soccer ball in said underwear, which are markedly tiny.
We could tell you more, like how you can buy this underwearor, I don't know, a lifesize cutout of Cristiano, but nothing can top that video. Nothing. So we'll leave you to it.
Happy Wednesday, ya filthy animals.
