The short answer is “no”, the long answer is “no and why the hell not?!” Anson’s been heating up our screens for years, going from towering, young himbo to buff, salt-and-pepper daddy over the course of his career. Remember the hot 20-something dude who gave Charlotte crabs in the Hamptons on Sex and the City? Anson Mount, everybody.
Others may remember him as the tall, shirtless drink of water that played tonsil hockey with Britney Spears during her one and only foray into film, 2002’s Crossroads.
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His other skin-baring big screen role was in the 2015 thriller Visions, where he wore only a towel while checking for the hooded figure Isla Fisher sees outside. His big beefy muscles may scare off intruders but it just leaves us wanting more!
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While he also had some steamy scenes in the western drama series Hell On Wheels, he’s unfortunately stayed covered for his biggest role to date - as the sexy and adventurous Captain Christopher Pike on the Star Trek prequel series Strange New Worlds. Fans are left to gaze admiringly at Anson’s picture perfect coif, longing for the day he finally shows us his own frontier. Somebody needs to cast this man in his first nude role STAT!
