There are two times of the year: Game of Thrones time, and not Game of Thrones time. While the latter is inexplicably difficult to endure, we're sometimes thrown a few bonesthat quench our thirst ever so slightly while we daydreaming of pulling an Ygritte and having cave sex with Jon Snow.

Hold Onto Your Pants: It's the Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser

Luckily, it's one of those weeks, because the Game of Thrones Season 6 teaser has arrived and Jon Snow is in it. Does this mean he's alive?! Will we at least get to gaze upon his ghost during the next season if it doesn't? Can life go on without Kit Harington's perfectly messy sex locks? Only time will tell, but for now, we're satisfied.

Hold Onto Your Pants: It's the Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser

The teaser itself is pretty brutal, but that's because pretty much everyone has died at this point and Westeros is a veritable menagerie of stabby swords and knives. Life is hard.

Hold Onto Your Pants: It's the Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser(RIP)

Which is why we have beautiful men and their beautiful bods to distract us from all the flying limbs we otherwise have to endure.