I know that Paul Mescal has been our crush before and that is obvious. He's so hot - how could I not make him a #MCM for Man Crush Monday? He is essentially our crush every single day of the week and he's making headlines today for two reasons: he is doing press for his upcoming film Aftersun and he is now engaged. Let's celebrate his news by going through some of his hottest nude scenes - and his nude scenes are very HOT!

Man Crush Monday: Paul Mescal and His Engaged Penis

What?! Paul Mescal is engaged? His large Irish penis is off the market? It's rather sad but true. I am happy for him, of course, but I am very jealous of his fiancee. Just who is his fiancee? It's bisexual indie rock musician Phoebe Bridgers. The pair reportedly "met" on social media where they started exchanging sexually charged messages on Twitter and Instagram before Paul eventually got rid of his social media. That means we cannot even admire him on Insta, but that's okay because we can admire him here on Mr. Man.

Man Crush Monday: Paul Mescal and His Engaged Penis

Paul has done some great nudity which is why we love him so much. The Irish lad made his nude debut in the Hulu series Normal People in 2020. It was the streaming service's first steamy adaptation of one of Irish author Sally Rooney's very sexy and complicated novels. There is a reason why people love Sally Rooney's writing: there's sex in it. And do you know what that means? It means that we got to watch Paul Mescal have sex in it!

Man Crush Monday: Paul Mescal and His Engaged Penis

We saw Paul's cock in three separate scenes. We often checked out his member when he hung out naked in post-coital embraces with the woman that he sleeps with throughout the series. He also had a shower scene that showed his wet, glistening ass from above. Even though you can't see cock in the shower scene, I still really appreciate watching his body from that view. Damn, what a view!

Man Crush Monday: Paul Mescal and His Engaged Penis

Here is where some of my detective work comes in. The pair allegedly "met" on social media in 2020. Here is what I am thinking: Phoebe Bridgers saw Normal People and got so horny over Paul's penis that she simply had to message him. That has to be what happened there, right?! The crazy thing is that that apparently worked. It's good to know that maybe if we feel horny enough and confident enough we can message a hot naked celebrity and hope for the best.

I wish them well (even as I cry myself to sleep over not being able to marry Paul myself), so let's celebrate their union by checking out his hottest scenes from Normal People. I hope that someday soon he gives us other nude scenes, but I know that I will never tire from watching scenes like this: