TV auteur Mike White can seemingly do no wrong. The goofy gay man who seems like he would be a lot of fun to have drinks with - especially if you've seen his goblet of wine during his Survivor stint - gives amazing interviews because his sound bites are so truthful and unfiltered. That can get a guy into trouble, but The White Lotus creator has been making the rounds talking about all of the cock he likes to show off. Here at Man Central, that makes a man a hero.
The third season of The White Lotus was completed a few weeks ago, and none of us have been the same since. What a great season of television! All three seasons of The White Lotus have been incredibly compelling, stretching beyond the basic murder mystery of the pilot and serving social satire like no one else around. Oh, and there is dick. Lots and lots of dick. In every season!
White said in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter earlier this month, "Yeah, showing dong is my genius. When I was doing [network] TV when I was like 30, we’d go and test these pilots, and you’d have people sitting there with their little dials to show if they’re interested or not. It’s insane how base everyone is. You show a woman with big tits and suddenly the dial goes up. It’s the oldest trick in the book."
So clearly, White knew that sex sells. He decided to test the formula by giving equal opportunity to all genders and adding cock. We do have hot women with big tits in very season of this show, but he gives us even more sexy men with no clothes on. He's doing it more than anyone else on TV, and it is having an impact. His show has been one of the most talked-about shows in years!
I do have one tiny gripe with what Mike has said and it's that some of these dicks aren't real. They are prosthetics. The first season showed big swollen balls from Steve Zahn which were obviously fake and the most recent season delivered a peak at Jason Isaacs' penis. However, that penis was not real. He was given the option of showing his real dong, but he said no.
The second season did deliver on dick. Thank you, Theo James and the Italian actor Stefano Gianino with this long schlong. He was proud to show this off to Jennifer Coolidge. Wouldn't you be?
Even if some of the penises are fake, there has been an increase is sexy men to watch. This most recent season even gave us incest fantasies with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Sam Nivola hooking up in a sick, twisted, sexy scene. The way that White teased us with this and then served it up was fantastic. In fact, this alone proves that Mike White is an evil genius when it comes to giving the public nude scenes.
Patrick Schwarzenegger, Sam Nivola in The White Lotus
Ep. 03x06 | 00:56:46 Sam closes his eyes and has another flashback to his iconic threesome with his brother! He teachers over and jerks off Patrick while having sex. That's sharing the brotherly love! (26 secs)
