"Manbang and Chill" has a ring to it, but then again, it's a bit redundant.
North Korea finally (I don't know what the TV-streaming sentiment is over there, but I can't imagine a world in which people aren't excited about Netflix) launched a streaming-service. A government-approved streaming service limited to five channels, of course.
Apparently, it works a little bit like a Roku in the sense that it sits on your table top and plugs into your TV, but it's unlike Roku in the sense that there is no man-banging actually happening on your screen. It's mostly news and educational shows, which is the biggest name-tease of all time.
To make myself feel better, I tried to go to manbang.com to make surethere was some rightness in this world. Alas, it won't load. I remain unsoothed. Fear not, though - if you want to watch Man Bang, check out this playlist full of magnificent men in magical gay scenes:
And then I remembered: If there's a manbang out there, it's us. Phew!
