Before you read any further, go ahead and cancel all of your weekend plans. Actually, just get rid of your friends entirely. You don't need them anymore.That phone in your hand? You can go ahead and throw thatin the garbage. Wait, before you do that, use it to call in and quityour job. Itno longer matters. Why?BecauseThe Canyons(2013)comes toNetflixthis Saturday, September 26th, and it is everything.
If you are currently wondering why the name of the movie sounds vaguely familiar, it's because a certain red headed hot mess got involved in some production shenanigans during filming. The Canyons was Lindsay Lohans well-publicized return to grace, which ended up being a little less graceful than her PRteam was probably hoping for.
The movie follows well-connected, affluent movie producer Christian (James Deen) as he discovers an affair between his girlfriend Tara (Lindsay Lohan), and the star of his current project, Ryan (Nolan Gerard Funk). The movie explores the sinister underbelly of the bright lights of Hollywood through Christians gruesome actions.
We know that youdidnt clear your calendar and ditch all of your friends for the plot. Youre here for the butt, balls, and peen, and so are we. Heres the rubdown of all the marvelous men The Canyons has in store for you this weekend.
James Deen
Thomas Trussell
Chris Zeischegg
