A period adventure film, a vengeful drama, and a UK comedy from the 80s make up today’s trio of offerings, and all three have asses you’ll want to lay eyes on - or perhaps more! Read on to see whose derrieres are now on disc!
A Knight’s Tale 4K Blu-Ray
Based on The Canterbury Tales, this 2001 action romance starring the late Heath Ledger is now a boner fide classic - but the one putting the “ass” in classic is actually Paul Bettany, who plays the writer of the Tales themselves, Geoffrey Chaucer. We’re skin-troduced to him as he’s walking naked down the road, then Chaucer gets cheeky again when it turns out he owes a bunch of money. Perhaps the more appropriate title would be A Nice Tail!
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Law Abiding Citizen 4K Blu-Ray
Sexy Scot Gerard Butler stars in this 2009 flick as a man who takes justice into his own hands. You’ll be taking something into your own hands as well when you see him strip down before getting his smokin’ hot can cuffed and carted away.
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How to Get Ahead in Advertising Blu-Ray
Two years after making the dark British comedy Withnail I (which was also newly released today) writer-director Bruce Robinson and star Richard E. Grant teamed up again for this satire about an ad exec that suffers a huge meltdown. At one point, he’s caught in a messy kitchen wearing nothing but an apron and we catch a glimpse of those amazing glutes. If only he dropped the apron so we could get a head!
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