D.H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover is a classic novel known for being raunchy, graphic, and unapologetically sexual. Alas, the movie adaption will not quite follow the same thread—and Richard Madden likes it that way.

RIchard Madden's butt in "Game of Thrones"

He's taken on the role of Oliver Mellors, the famous gamekeeper from the novel, for which we're thankful, but he claims he would have turned it down if it had been as raunchy as the original.

RIchard Madden's butt in "Game of Thrones"

In fact, there's no nudity in the entire movie. Not one blissful shot of R. Mad's beautiful derriere.

RIchard Madden's butt in "Game of Thrones"

It's a sentiment he's shared about many a script, claiming that most request he take off his shirt within the first few minutes. According to Rich himself, he just wants to tell a love story.

RIchard Madden's butt in "Game of Thrones"

Which we get, you know, but he did that blessed us with both romance and rump in Game of Thrones.

We love you, Mr. Madden. But we also love your butt. Pleeeeeease don't tell us we can't have our cake and eat it too.