Ryan Reynolds is out and about promoting his imminent Marvel movie Deadpool, a film that will feature his seductively dry wit but keep him so convered in costume we can barely see his face. (We're still hoping he rips it all off at some point. We'll see.) That said, when he was at a press conference in Taipei recently, he was asked an interesting question. It's a question we'd personally like to thank the journalist for, because it's one we've been pondering for a long time. It goes a little like this:
Whose ass is better: Deadpool's or Captain America's?
The Ass-Off Begins
It's a difficult question, really, because Captain America is portrayed by the one and onlyChris Evans, who has a comparably chiseled body. Ryan commented, saying that Chris's ass is very powerful, and he couldn't quite be sure. While these two both have beautiful six-packs and impeccably shaped pelvic Vs, we decided to weigh in. We are the authority on naked butts, after all. Let's take a look, shall we?
No. 1: Ryan Reynolds's Rump
I mean, it's quite chiseled, isn't it?
Quite firm-looking. Onward:
No. 2: Chris Evans's Ass
This is a moment that really happened on set? Why didn't we act?
Hot DAMN.
Upon further reflection and much meditation, we think we'd have to give it to Chris, because yeah, that ass looks like it could do some serious squats. *Drool.*
But you know what? Until we see them side by side IRL, it'll be hard to really know. The em ceeof the press conference clearly felt similarly, and he kindly suggested the two make a movie all about the debate. The name? Two Asses Square Off in the Apocalypse. We're just sayingwe would watch the shit out of that movie.
