Shia LaBeouf #AllMyMovieNudeScenes

Shia starts the man meat montage by tugging on his tool before dropping onto a cot and humping Stacy Martin in the first installment of Nymphomaniac! Next, LaBeef brings us a trippy shot of his tight glutes as he bares his buns for the camera in Charlie Countryman. Soon enough, though, it's on to Nymphomaniac Pt. II, when Shia shows his shaft in all its glory while rolling around in bed with Stacy Martin (again), all before a throwback to Nympho Pt. I lets us longingly look at his ass and a peek of backsack before giving us a standing ovation in a Sigur Rós music video, making his penis the world's best piano accompaniment. Last but certainly not least, Shia is tripping out again, letting us bid adieu to #AllMyAssShots with one final look at his seat meat!