Behold: A new Tarzan trailer has been released, and there are six clear stars of the show: each one of Alexander Skrsgard's abs. We've seen them before, I knowTrue Blood did go on forever.
Oh, lookhe's so hot, he's literally on fire.
And yes, he has one splendid set throughout the entirety of the serieson that we can all agree. But in this Tarzan trailer?!?! Homeboy has been drinking his protein shake and hitting the ab wheel. Or whatever, I don't know how one achieves marble precision like that. What I'm trying to say is that Alexander Skrsgard is playing Tarzan and will be very, very not clothed throughout the entirety of the movie. Is it June yet?
