Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: holiday movies!
Hey, do holiday movies traditionally have great nudity? No! That is because so many of them have to maintain an air of being family friendly. Well, not these particular films! These films get wild and crazy and have adult themes which often includes nudity. If you want a happy holiday for yourself and your pants, then enjoy these hot films:
Office Christmas Party
We all know how office Christmas parties work. They are a little bit awkward until you get drunk and then they get awkward again because you got up to drunk antics in front of your boss and office crush. Whoops! Well, the comedy Office Christmas Party takes that relatable event and makes a holiday movie out of it. The best part is when Jeff Ryan Alexander pulls down his pants to do a classic office movie: make copies of your ass.
Uncle Nick
This 2015 comedy starring Brian Posehn is the dark comedy of your dreams for the holiday season. Nick is an alcoholic with deep-seated family secrets who makes Christmas Eve at his brother's house an uncomfortable time. Do you know what is comfortable in this black-and-white flick? Rick Rosner running totally naked!
Reindeer Games
Is Reindeer Games a cheery holiday movie? No, of course, not! It's a weird, action-packed, crime drama starring Ben Affleck. Ben is released from prison and he immediately hooks up with his group of wise-guys to pull off one last heist at a lowdown casino just in time for the holidays. It's Christmas and all he wants is to get money and celebrate in style. We celebrate by stealing a look at his ass as he has sex with Charlize Theron. Look at that ho ho hoe!
A Bad Moms Christmas
The Bad Moms love to get up to some naughty business. They certainly are not on the "nice" list after this film! There is no nudity in this film - I know, I know - but there is a sexy stripper and that is something that we can all get behind. I'd love to unwrap Justin Hartley's package after watching this sexy santa strip down to his nethers while on top of a bar. That bulge can stuff my stocking any day.
Love, Actually
We can't talk about sexy holiday movies without talking about the British classic Love, Actually features several different love stories around the holidays. Unfortunately, the men don't show us much while they are busy banging babes. Martin Freeman gives us the most to imagine while he plays a shy pornstar who is flirting with his co-star while recieving oral sex. Make her move so we can see his junk!
