Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain type of film with great nudity. This week: South American movies.
It is still Hispanic Heritage Month, so we have to venture all the way down south of the border for this sultry cinema type. We are shining a light on films that come from countries like Chile, Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Bolivia, Argentina, Ecuador, Guyana, Uruguay, Paraguay, and Suriname. Not only do these films have handsome men starring in them, but these men take off their clothes. Now that's spicy!
These are our staff picks for South American Skinema. Trust me, these films are so hot that you'll make your "ole!" face.
Rule 34
This 2022 film from Brazil refers to a meme that suggests that every single kind of porn can be found on the internet. That's Rule 34! In this foxy film, a young woman becomes a cam model to make her way through law school. Things get increasingly dark and dangerous, including a hot scene in which Lucas Andrade unveils his massive cock to her. She pleasures him in a variety of ways, including dragging a knife across his cock and sticking the handle up his ass. There's something for everyone!
Miranda cuts off Lucas Andrade's shorts with a knife and then sticks the handle up his ass. Same girl! This man has a huge uncut cock to boot. (38 secs)
Taekwondo
I love this Argentinian film that focuses on a group of young men who are martial arts athletes. They are training for taekwondo tournaments, but they also unwind together. These fighters are lovers as they hang out with their pants off and let us all check out their muscular bods, ass and all. We see Juan Manuel Martino's penis and he's not the only cock-forward fighter!
Gloria
If you love a naked older man, then you will love Chile's 2013 film Gloria. Sergio Hernández has his manties taken off by a lucky young lady who gets banged by him. Before he gets on top of her, we get to see his youthful-looking penis. Glory be!
We are Thr3e
We are Thr3e is the throuple film of our dreams! This Argentinian film features a throuple made up of two men and one woman with a nude scene that features cocks on both of the guys. One of the hunky men is Juan Manuel Martino, whose cock we have already been privileged enough to check out. The other hottie is Charly Etchévers, who casually hangs out with his dong. Can I join and make it four?
Desire
Are you ready to be filled with Desire? Let this 2017 Argentinian film do the trick. This groovy drama features siblings who haven't spoken in years, about to reunite for a wedding. When the sisters get back together, one of them falls for her future brother-in-law, played by Juan Sorini. After seeing his ass, I can see why.
He's not the only naked man in the movie! Frantz Chini Etienne shows off his cock in two scenes, including one in which he walks full-frontal through the ocean's waves. His uncut cock is causing quite a stir!
