Queer Eye For the Straight Guy star Antoni Porowski has been everyone's dream boy ever since we first laid eyes on him. This Polish-Canadian cutie has been unavailable IRL until recently.

He and his ex Joey Krietenmeyer had been together for seven years, but the pair called it quits two months ago (Antoni only let us adoring public know this week). We wonder if his new fame and being the object of everyone's desires drove the pair to split? Or was it simply their time to call it quits? Either way, the couple claims it is amicable and friendly.

This at least gives us an excuse to peruse Antoni's Instagram...as if we weren't already doing that obsessively on the daily. Does anyone on Queer Eye have hotter abs than Chef Antoni? They say abs are made in the kitchen, but his are clearly of the gods.

Antoni can even turn us on with SHOULDER DIMPLES. What can't this perfect hunk do? Marry us?! Oh, sorry, just thinking out loud again.

A man who can cook and is the hottest of all time? Yes, please. If you have any connections to Antoni, now is your chance. Get that friend-of-a-friend to introduce you to and make all of our dreams come true.