I love to go hiking...down a happy trail. Oh, did you think I meant exercise? No, ma'am. Only if that exercise is taking me straight to Dick Mountain, then I'll do anything rigorous enough to make me break a sweat. Speaking of sweat, I love watching sweat drip down a guy's hairy happy trail. Happy trails always lead to my favorite destination: penis. Here are my top ten picks for the hottest happy trails. Enjoy!