TV is hot this week - as usual. So let's take a look at who was nude where and what was happening on the boob tube. Spoiler alert: we get ass and a lot of prosthetic dicks.
Minx delivers even more dick! Yeehaw! You have probably guessed by now, however, that the dick is fake - again. BOOOO. I can't believe that this show went on press tours touting their realistic depictions of male nudity only to consistently have prosthetics. At least this time I can understand it because actor Eric Edelstein is getting jerked off to completion. It's hard to have an actor do that for real, but it makes us hard when he does!
Oh, and Austin Nichols shows a MONSTER COCK. That is the biggest penis known to man. Too bad it's a prosthetic, too.
Shining Vale is a fascinating new series on Starz about a couple who is struggling with their marriage while also being haunted by ghosts. Yikes! Greg Kinnear and Courteney Cox play the couple, but Courtney has a scene where she heads to a magic shop where Adam Zastrow, totally naked, winds up with mysterious scratches all over his body. He gets up from his crystal ball and tells her to leave. If only we could see his crystal balls!
Tokyo Vice is a new HBO series that stars Ansel Elgort amongst some seriously hot Japanese men. I'm here for the hot Japanese cuties like Masayoshi Haneda and Sho Kasamatsu. That is a whole lotta ass.
Do you know what our vice is? Tokyo tush!
