Just when it seems like things are slowing down when it comes to episodic nudity, we get an onslaught of sexy seats! A bunch of new shows are really bringing it where booties are concerned, and we simply can’t get enough! Go ahead - gorge yourself on these glutes

Dune: Prophecy

HBO’s newest prequel series has the potential to be the next Game of Thrones, and it’s off to a promising start now that hottie Josh Heuston brought out his muscular body and sculpted ass during a steamy sex scene in episode 2. Now that we’ve seen him nude for the first time, we’re dune just fine!

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Danny Will Die Alone

The gay streaming hub Dekkoo has launched into the second season of this dramedy series, and the first two episodes are overspilling with gay sex between Jack Tracy and Jordan Bell. It doesn’t get much raunchier than this!

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Three Women

The updated content for the Starz series keeps rolling in, and Episode Ten gave us a better-quality peek at Blair Underwood’s frosting-covered caboose. Now that’s some cake right there!

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Landman

The second episode of the new Taylor Sheridan series about Texas oilmen has one such man showing his meaty backside. James Jordan covers up his crotch but can’t hide those haunches when he gets in an already occupied shower.

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Like Water For Chocolate

Water is a poor substitute for chocolate, just like poor Rosaura is a poor substitute for her much sweeter, prettier sister Tita, but Pedro (Andres Baida) weds Rosaura instead anyway and after much hesitation, they finally consummate the marriage. He thinks of Tita the whole time, and now we can’t stop thinking about Andres tasty tush!

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