December is off to a great start when it comes to bare-ass boyz on television. These were the noteworthy nude dudes in recent episodes, so if you’re snoozing on these series, at least scroll down to see the best parts!

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The third season of this spooky Epix drama has been chugging along just as nudity-free as the previous seasons - until Jamie McGuire showed up in Episode 10 covered in blood and nothing else! Concentrate on the tush, because the smile is creepy.

TV Nudity Report: From, Like Water For Chocolate, and Dune: Prophecy 12.2.24

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Like Water For Chocolate

The HBO Max series is back with more hot buns, this time from Carlos Orozco, who plays Mama Elena’s secret lover in flashbacks. He flashes his fanny while they make love outside in an area known as the Cat’s Nest. Meeeow!

TV Nudity Report: From, Like Water For Chocolate, and Dune: Prophecy 12.2.24

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Dune: Prophecy

The B in HBO must stand for Butts because its Dune prequel series also delivered more fine derriere. This time it’s from Milo Callaghan, who proudly makes his nude debut after bulging out earlier this year in Rivals. Let’s all give Milo a Callagh-handy!

TV Nudity Report: From, Like Water For Chocolate, and Dune: Prophecy 12.2.24

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