After weeks of delivering some of the small screen’s only episodic ass, Apple TV has been unseated as the current spot for skin as Bravo, Showtime, and BET+ stepped up their nudity game. Scroll on for the deets!
Below Deck
The flagship (get it?) reality series is back for its twelfth season and the second episode has proven the show’s execs have not forgotten what made Season Eleven so memorable - all that beautiful buoy booty! Aussie native Damo Yorg joins the crew of the St. David and fits right by getting cheeky in three scenes, including when he’s seen slipping into a neon Speedo. Who needs lighthouses with that untanned tush aboard?
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The Chi
Five episodes into Season Seven and we’re finally getting the derriere we deserve - and not just from anyone either! Rapper Vic Mensa makes his Nudecomer debut by showing off his thrustin’ buns in the bedroom. U Mad? Because we’re definitely not!
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Divorced Sistas
Producer Tyler Perry just launched a new drama series on BET+ that exists in the same universe as his other show Sistas, but all we care about is that this universe has Michael Bolwaire’s bare butt. He may not have gone full frontal like he’s done on All the Queen’s Men, but he does get kinky in a collar and leash during a steamy sex scene. Oh, how we missed this Mista!
**** And we just can’t let the week go by without mentioning Sebastiano Pigazzi’s slow motion stroll down the street on this HBO Max sequel series. Mario Cantone may be delivering some baked goods but we can’t stop staring at the package Sebastiano’s got smuggled away in his uniform. Is that a baguette in his pocket or is he just happy to see us? ****
And Just Like That…
