It’s time once again to break down the best butts from the boob tube, and last week had a lot to offer! If you aren’t seeing any hot nude dudes on the shows you watch on the reg, than you are watching the wrong shows!

Below Deck Down Under

The third season of this reality spinoff series has launched, and there are some brand new buns aboard! Sous chef Anthony Bird decides to forgo pajamas and we see his ass in his bunk while he’s asleep. Thank goodness he didn’t get down under those sheets!

TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Below Deck Down Under, The Eastern Gate, and SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.24.25

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The White Lotus

Speaking of bedding down in the buff, the second episode of the hit drama delivered an encore of Patrick Schwarzenegger’s naked rear as morning hit the luxury Thai hotel and wellness center. The best part of waking up is Patrick’s sweet patootie!

TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Below Deck Down Under, The Eastern Gate, and SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.24.25

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The Eastern Gate

Max’s Polish spy series is back with more backside from Karol Pocheć, still looking the worse for wear but at least now he’s out of the torture chamber and into a hot shower. Room for one more in there?

TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Below Deck Down Under, The Eastern Gate, and SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.24.25

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SAS: Rogue Heroes

This British drama continues to be our hero when it comes to sexy nude soldiers. This time, it’s George Taylor who steps his seat into a shower right before being punched out by a sneaky Connor Swindells. Season Two might actually be outpacing Season One when it comes to nudity!

TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Below Deck Down Under, The Eastern Gate, and SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.24.25TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Below Deck Down Under, The Eastern Gate, and SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.24.25

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