The White Lotus continues to be the gift that keeps on giving, plus three other shows step up their nudity game with some sweet seats! This truly is the golden age of swell-ivision!

The White Lotus

What better way to ring in Mar10 Day than with some thick pipe? Jason Isaacs displayed a lot more than his southern charm on the latest episode of this hit Max drama, though we suspect he might have taken a page out of previous The White Lotus star Theo James and hid some prosthetics under that open robe. Either way, it’s an amazing full frontal flash!

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Scars of Beauty

Max’s other great show for nudity is still churning ‘em out, even twenty-six episodes in! Drayson Menezzes brought back that beautiful Brazilian booty for another bow and we couldn’t be happier!

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Berlin ER

Apple TV+ has thrown its hat into the medical drama ring with this German hospital series, and the second episode showed some promising hints of posterior from both Slavko Popadic and Enrique Fiß. But we need 100 more CCs of caboose STAT!

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Below Deck Down Under

Luckily we were saved by new bosun Wihan Du Toit, who’s joined the crew for season three of the reality series and has made himself right at home by sleeping the way he feels most comfortable - in the buff. His butt cheeks came out in episode 5 when he gets out of bed quickly, but not quikly enough for the camera to miss him!

TV Nudity Report: The White Lotus, Scars of Beauty, Berlin ER, and Below Deck Down Under 3.10.25

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