Welcome to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood where you're about to get wood. Seriously! Okay, I know Mr. Rogers seems totally vanilla, but after watching Won't You Be My Neighbor? I'm convinced that this all-American hero was a tasty snack.Does it seem wrong to lust after a cardigan-wearing icon of children's television?Not after seeing these shirtless scenes of Fred himself.Take these shirtless pictures of him swimming in the documentary about his life. Take them, savor them, and see what I'm seeing:

We're Here to Inform You That Mr. Rogers Was a Snack

Okay...Mr. Rogers was hot. Damn. Fitness was obviously important to him and he kept up that lean bod for decades. I love watching him in those tight swim trunks do some laps in the water. I'd smell the pits of this Pittsburgh native.

We're Here to Inform You That Mr. Rogers Was a Snack

Fred Rogers had it going on. You. Can. Not. Deny. That! I'd move to his neighborhood any day. Watch this scene of his muscles in action to see exactly what I'm talking about. Warning: you might get wet.