Well, those Gemstones are at it again and this time they are quite literally showing off their gems. On this week's episode of HBO's hit comedy The Righteous Gemstones, there was a fantastic fight scene that featured actor Stephen Schneider being fully nude while beating up fellow co-star Tim Baltz. Tim is clothed, but Stephen lets it all hang out! Praise God!
If you aren't watching this season (you totally should), then let me give you some spoilers. Basically, Judy Gemstone is married to the mild-mannered and milk-drinking Tim Baltz who plays BJ. Judy goes on a singing tour where she cheated on BJ by doing "over-the-pants stuff" with Stephen Schneider. Once BJ finds out, he is furious. Naturally! He is encouraged by Judy's brother, Danny McBride, to fight Stephen.
After a hilarious scene where BJ trains to throw a severe punch at Stephen, BJ is ready to fight. He sneaks up on Stephen at Stephen's home where he is masturbating. BJ uses this opportunity to attack Stephen. Stephen is distracted and his dick is out!
Stephen isn't about to take this attack lying down - much less lying down with his dick out. He stands up and fights back and he never bothers to put on clothes. Stephen drags BJ out to his front lawn and hoses him down. He threatens him and tells him to leave his lawn. He does ALL of this totally naked and he doesn't appear to have any shame about it. It's nudity without the Biblical shame!
When Stephen turns around, we can see that he has a hilariously macho tramp stamp tattooed on his lower back. Side note - the costume design in The Righteous Gemstones is truly unparalleled. This character (and his wife played by hysterical SNL alumn Casey Wilson) looks PERFECT. Like, we all know this guy. Maybe you were/are this guy (penis and all). So when he turned around and showed off his tattooed lower back, I lost it.
I'm horny AND I'm laughing. It's a double whammy. Check out Stephen's perky peach and his strong glutes. Baby, with a body like that it's no wonder that Judy cheated on BJ with him.
You might be wondering if actor Tim Baltz has ever gone nude. He hasn't officially gone nude, but the hilarious actor and improviser showed off his sleak body in Bajillion Dollar Propertie$. It was there that we witnessed his lean bod as well as a very big blur blurring out what is going on between his legs. That looks like it would house a biiiiiig glass of milk for BJ!
Anyway, this scene was shocking, sexy, and funny all at once. Thank you, God, for blessing us with this sexy and funny scene. You can watch the scene here and praise Danny McBride and HBO for bringing us such a miraculous scene on this day. We are truly living abundantly!
