A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

Eventually, all the A-list actors decide they need to take a swing at The Bard's work. Whether on the big screen or onstage is their choice, but when they do give Shakespeare a shot, they'd better make it hot! An updating of Shakespeare’s tale of love gone awry, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999), features a wonderful cast telling a wild tale. If you dodged this one in high school listen up: Demetrius (Christian Bale) and Lysander (Dominic West) both have the hots for Hermia (Anna Friel). She only wants one of them, though, and it's not Demetrius like her dad (Bernard Hill) hopes. Dear old dad tells her she needs to marry Demetrius or become a nun, so she flees to the woods with Lysnader and her bestie Helena (Calista Flockhart), who is madly in love with Demetrius. But when a fairy named Puck (Stanley Tucci) starts sprinkling love potions on everyone, things really get crazy. Dudes end up with donkey heads, Michelle Pfeiffer shows up as a fairy queen, and all sorts of wild stuff goes down before everyone ends up happily ever after. The play is the thing, but nudity is nice too. Bale and West give brief views of their backside talents while hiding out in the tall grass, which gives us just a hint of that fine ass. Mr. Man would happily check their dicks for ticks! Dominic gives an ever better look at his buns when he tries to rail a hottie in the woods. That'll have you shaking your spear! And Stanley Tucci was the Puck we wanted to...party with, when the bald babe went shirtless while lounging in the forest. The Bard didn’t allow for much skin, but the wee bit they give us will keep you dreaming no matter the season! A Midsummer Night's Dream has some stuff that'll make you cream!