Aftershock (2012)

An earthquake is just the beginning of an American tourist's problems in Aftershock (2012). Ugly American Gringo (Eli Roth) is partying it up at an underground nightclub when a devastating earthquake rocks the city. He and his friends make it to the surface, but then they discover that the earthquake has freed the bloodthirsty residents of a nearby prison. If you want to feel a quake in your shorts, fast forward to the 17-minute mark, where Eli shows a sliver of seat meat showing off in the pool, and the 26-minute mark, where Nicholas Martinez bares Chilean can and cojones. I give that a 9.0 on the Dick-ter scale!