André Bonzel is a multi-talented Frenchman who writes, directs and sometimes acts in his own movies. If that’s not impressive enough, his credits include serving as cinematographer and producer. Did we mention Monsieur Bonzel is also adorable? Talent and cute looks is a sexy combination that usually results in our masturbation! Merci beaucoup. After shooting the music video Psyched Up Janis: I died in my teens (1995), the foreign filmmaker directed the documentaries Lettre à un jeune… (2000-2001) for TV and Flickering Ghosts of Loves Gone By (2021) for the big screen. His artsy camerawork can also be seen in the romantic dramedy Tigers in the City (2012). But André is best known for writing, producing and acting in the cult film Man Bites Dog (1992). Co-directed along with Rémy Belvaux and Benoît Poelvoorde, André’s crime comedy scored an NC-17 rating for its graphic scenes and full frontal nudity. This is especially true when it comes to coverage (or should we say “un-coverge”) of Mr. Bonzel’s body. No wonder the Belgian Film Critics Association gave the black and white movie its Cavens Award for Best Film. During a disturbing scene, André doffs his duds to hide the bacon with a woman in the kitchen. Bone appétit. The skintastic act reveals his abs, ass, shaft and sack — as well as his dark side. Despite the uncool nature of the action, audience members will get hot under the collar and steamy in their trousers. Man Bites Dog? More like Mr. Man chokes chicken
