Comedian and hunk Kumail Nanjiani is a cutie. There's no denying that. He looks like Pakistani James Dean in certain lights and he introduced himself to Mr. Man as a naked masseuse in Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates. With his oiled up body, we wanted him to be our date to everything. How could it get any better than this?

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Well, we have big news for you. You might want to sit down for this because you might faint. Ready? Okay: Kumail got ripped. The Oscar-nominated hottie is breaking out as a big a star who will be in Marvel's Eternals, he decided to work out like a big Hollywood star and get totally ripped. He has abs and big biceps and a bulging...well, we haven't seen his downstairs yet but we can't wait to see what he looks like in spandex.

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I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.)

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Wow, a jacked Kumail is someone to jack off to. Which Kumail do you prefer? Do you like the old Kumail or the new muscular one?

Big News: Kumail Nanjiani is Ripped Now