Marijuana activist, documentarian, political satirist, animal advocate, stand up comic, film actor, the sexy atheist who gives us a sore wrist: Bill Maher has really done it all. And who knows how many lucky ladies the lifelong bachelor's done along the way? A true smarty pants we'd like to see pantsless, the NYC born New Jersey raised stand up comic is a Cornell graduate who hit the New York comedy scene and was soon appearing on The Tonight Show and Late Night With David Letterman. But it might surprise you to learn Bill did a bit of acting, as well. He had a long run as Marty Lang on the Geena Davis lawyer sitcom Sara and Elliott Weedle on Fox's absurd, Tim Matheson has a voice in his head that manifests as a tiny Sam Kinison sitcom Charlie Hoover, appeared on episodes of Married...with Children and Roseanne, and even starred in some largely forgotten comedy movies such as Pizza Man (1991) and Cannibal Woman in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989). If you wanna shoot a little guac from your cock, track down the cannibal flick about a gaggle of gorgeous babes investigating a tribe of hot chicks that feast on dumb dudes. Watch as Bill strips down to his politically incorrect Speedos, showing off his sexy lean and hairy body! Look really closely, is that thick Maher's bar leaning a bit left of center, as well? Mind if we take a bite? Bill almost exclusively has appeared as himself in the stuff since, but very few know him as an actor. Instead, Comedy Central's 38th greatest stand up comedian of all time is likely best known for his late night show Politically Incorrect, which ran from 1993 to 2002 when Bill got fired for some questionable comments about the 9/11 hijackers. Luckily, those of us still looking to get high and jack it to Bill's hot takes and hot body just had to change the channel, since soon enough he was hosting Real Time With Bill Maher on HBO. Debuting in 2003, that one's still on. It's HBO Bill, so feel free to take your clothes off. When he's not skewering the GOP or fighting the ultra-woke left, Bill's living a very Libertine lifestyle. Bill proved his Johnson prefers the cocoa, to put it politely incorrectly, when he dated Playboy's Coco Johnson and hip hop model Karrine Steffans, though these days he's dating Canadian singer Anjulie. While all the sapiosexuals likely remember his documentary Religulous (2008), these days, you can catch him talking about anything other than politics on his podcast Club Random. It would be cool if he randomly took his pants off. Since Bill would be mad if we prayed for it, we'll take a page out of his book. New rule: Bill Maher can't retire without giving us at least one nude scene!
