Charlie's Farm (2014) is an Australian horror movie feautring the not Australian Tara Reid. It may take awhile for the cast to get there, but the bloodbath begins in the Outback at an abandoned farm where a family was brutally murdered by a mob. Sounds like a great vacation spot, right? That's what we thought. When they get there, they go skinny dipping as we are all wont to do on abandoned farms, and the first character (played by Sam Coward) gets his penis chopped off when Charlie finds them. They're cherry picked off one by one, the maniacal killer smiling creepily the entire time. Unfortunately all this gore isn't matched in skin, because we only get to see Sam's booty when he gets out of the water. Sigh.