Okay, do not panic. This is not a drill. Christopher Meloni, our favorite hottie, is naked in the new Peloton commercial. The commercial shows him doing bicep curls and squats while the camera pans down to reveal a BIG blur covering his crotch. Hey, um, can we see the unedited version of this? We have, after all, seen Meloni's cock before!
This commercial is very cheeky. Chris Meloni does a variety of workouts while only wearing white sneakers and socks. He does situps, yoga, and stretches, and he even meditates in the buff. He is such a little cock-tease in this commercial. Doing those stretches like that? Making me think about how fit and flexible he is while his penis is obscured? I mean, come on! Peloton just dropped a massive thirst trap on us all:
Forget Peloton. I spy with my little eye, something that I'd like to ride!
He hasn't shown us his penis since his Oz days, but his bootylicious role in the series HAPPY! made me, well, happy! His thick thighs and bubble butt are a dream cum true. The DC native has no problem showing his body as he ages. In fact, he is clearly super proud of it. Maybe Peloton really is working for him? Whatever he is doing, it is working for me.
Real quick: can I just see that ass again? Yep. There it is. That's what we like to see. Yeah, his workouts are working for sure.
But let's be real: it has always been working for me. Let's check out one of Meloni's penis-forward scenes from Oz. Following the yellow brick road straight to the thick member between his muscular thighs. Thanks, Peloton, for inspiring us to check out nude scenes from Christopher Meloni again (as if we really needed an excuse). Peloton is inspiring me to do some new workouts, preferably one that strengthens my grip.
