Another month, another viral Christopher Meloni moment. The sixty-year-old consummate daddy Christopher Meloni graces the cover of the latest issue of Men's Health Magazine, and in true Christopher Meloni fashion, his colorful interview does not disappoint. You may remember that this June he described the literal shape of his ass in a sexy Interview Magazine spread. Meloni stated "This is what has happened. I’ve been blessed with glutes that have an attractive shape."
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But the folks at Interview Magazine must be kicking themselves after reading his latest interview. Meloni's Men's Health spread is filled with seriously sexy pics that showcase this ageless man's perfect physique. Meloni has all sorts of fun wearing some pretty skimpy outfits (including a Speedo!) while working out on a concrete slab set against the backdrop of the New York City skyline. While the pics speak for themselves, Meloni speaks... even more! Meloni boldly states of his ass cheek dexterity:
I catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap. I’m clever with my ass cheeks!
Sorry to completely throw your Wednesday into a tailspin but here are some photos of @Chris_Meloni for the September 2021 cover of @MensHealthMag as shot by @wattsupphotopic.twitter.com/O7cYHgliTX
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Orally! For a taste of just how wild Meloni's interview is in Men's Health (you really should check out the full thing HERE), check out this back and forth between Meloni and the interviewer regarding the definition of a zaddy:
Meloni finally asks: What is a Zaddy, exactly? 'I just thought it was a cutie thing,' he says, as adorable as a hulking 195-pound man can be. I explain that a Zaddy is a distinguished vintage. 'Daddy plus?' he asks. 'Daddy platinum?' Then he gets why he couldn’t be our Zaddy before now. 'It’s reserved for an older gentleman,' Meloni says in wonder, his cobalt eyes widening. This moment couldn’t have happened until now, because Meloni wasn’t yet who he is now. 'How much am I allowed to taste of this fruit?'
If you think Meloni is wild in his interviews, then just wait until you see what he's done on screen. We've rounded up some of his most shocking nude scenes from the boys-behind-bars series Oz below!
